Thursday, March 12, 2009

GPR37L1 is an Abbreviation for a Human Gene...

Oh the cool things one can learn from "random search"ing Wikipedia...

I bought two books today:

The one to the right of my face is The Collected Oscar Wilde. It is a collection of Essays, Poems, Aphorisms, Lectures, et cetera. Oscar Wilde = My Hero.

Below my face is
Franz Kafka: The Complete Stories. That is a collection of Franz Kafka stories. And it's not partial stories either, no. They are complete stories. They don't stop halfway. You may have started reading Metamorphosis and it stopped halfway through and was like "Nope. That's as far as you go..." but not here. This one finishes it.

Currently Reading: Stupid White Men ...and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation! by Michael Moore.

Today was really a waste of a day, to be quite honest. I woke up at 5pm because I felt like it, went to Caribou Coffee where I saw some people, then to Emilie's house with Pirtle, then home. It was good to see Liana, Kali, Subin and Emilie. I haven't seen any of them for a while.

Tomorrow I might possibly get Zuppa with Pirtle and Nick. That's exciting. And I get to hang out with Jason. Hell yeah.

Top Three Hottest Celebrities (to me at least):
1. Mariska Hargitay
You may be saying to yourself, "Kevin, b..b..but Rachael Ray!" My response to you: look at Mariska. She loves people, has an amazing foundation, and is all around amazing. The problem is she doesn't do a lot of films. So the chances of her meeting me on the set of my film and falling in love with me is slim. Also, she's married... So... I guess that dream is dead...




2. Rachael Ray
My love for Rachel Ray was at an unspeakable level, but after watching her talk show, I really have thought of her as a little less cute and adorable and a little more psychotic. I mean, she talks about her husband and their bedroom habits, she has yet to talk about how much she loves me on there, she talks about her husband and she seems a lot more sporadic and just... how can I show this...








(like this but talking a mile a minute...)

But I have to give it to her, she loves Dunkin Donuts, she makes incredibly appitizing food and on 30 Minute Meals, she seems really sane and sort of laid back, but fun!
So, there is why RR is at #2.



3. Maura Tierney
Best known, to me at least, as Hottie McThe-Only-Reason-To-Ever-Leave-The-Channel-On-USA-When-ER-Is-On, Maura Tierney comes in a solid #3. I didn't realize she was in other things, she was in Liar Liar as Jim Carrey's ex-wife. She was also in one of my other fav's, Primal Fear, alongside Frances McDormand, Richard Gere, and Edward Nortin (go watch that movie if you have never). She may be coming up as #2 here soon enough. She does films so if in the next year or so she comes out in something noteworthy, she might just be bumped up... She needs to do stuff other than ER, Baby Mama, and Semi-Pro. She is too pretty to be in films/on shows I don't have any intention on ever watching. She is married to Billy Morrisette. I sense a trend in all of the people I am attracted too...






Oscar Wilde quote of the day: Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to alter it every six months.

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